This JUST in...

Today, January 25, at approximately 3:13 pm, Isaac David Bori walked 5 steps from the kitchen table to the exersaucer toy! This is the first time in recorded history that Isaac has walked, although he has been taking some steps here and there when prompted and bribed by parents. It is now apparent to everyone that Isaac's mom no longer has a baby in her home, but rather, 2 MOBILE boys! In a national poll, a vast majority of Americans claimed that this child was one of the cutest they had ever seen. 80% of those said he was even cuter than their own children.



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3 comments:

Debbie Bori said...

He's SO adorable !!!

Duncan Chronicles said...

Good work little man!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe he is all grown up. It seems like only yesterday, he was born. He is definitely Bori-licious!!